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dodie
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Tiannia more bumperstickers
« on: Mar 11th, 2004, 1:13pm » |
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Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence... nature's way of saying " no hard feelings "
The proctologist called....... they found your head.
Save your breath..... you'll need it to blow up your date.
Your rediculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life.... I broke it off.
WANTED : meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys : just because you have one , doesn't mean you have to be one.
some people just don't know how to drive ... I call these people " everyone but me "
Heart Attacks : God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
Don't like my driving? Than quit watching me.
If you can read this than I can slam on my breaks and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander... It's too small and fragile to be out by itself. ( Topomax heads )
Hang up and drive !
Welcome to America ! ... Now speak English !
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Tiannia
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Re: Tiannia more bumperstickers
« Reply #1 on: Mar 12th, 2004, 12:46am » |
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THere was one that I used to have, but my husband hated it (we were dating at the time)
"A Good Man is like a Dragon. Mythical creature that don't really exist."
Thanks for more bumper stickers that are actually very funny
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Re: Tiannia more bumperstickers
« Reply #2 on: Mar 12th, 2004, 3:35pm » |
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Tiannia ,
how about
men are like parking spaces ,
all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. 
my boyfriend doesn't like that one........
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