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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
« on: Mar 10th, 2004, 10:22pm » |
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were drinking in a saloon when a cowboy entered and asked, "Who owns the big white stallion outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up and said, "I do. Why?" The cowboy said, "He looks like he's about dead!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was near dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger said, "Tonto, run around Silver and see if you can create enough breeze to cool him off while I get him some fresh water!" Tonto said, "Okay, Kemosabe!" and started running circles around Silver. The Lone Ranger fetched Silver some water, helped him drink, and the returned to the bar. A while later, another cowboy entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the big white stallion outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up again and said, "I do. Now what's wrong with him?" The cowboy said, "Oh, he's fine, but you left your Injun runnin'!"
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