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Red neck deevorce
« on: Mar 5th, 2004, 2:41pm » |
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Redneck goes into a lawyers office and says
" I want me a deeevorce"
Lawyer says
" Okay you got grounds ? "
Redneck says
" Heck yeah I got grounds , got me 20 acres up on that there hill overlooken town "
Lawyer says
" NO , I mean you got a case ? "
Redneck says
" NO , but I got me a John Deere, the're a much better trackter"
Lawyer says
"your not understanding me, you got a grudge ? "
Redneck says
" Shit yeah I got a grudge , said I got a Deere where you think I keep it in the yard ? "
Lawyer says
" Sir! is your wife a nagger? "
Redneck says
" NO but my kids came out dark and that's why Im here! "
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