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REDNECK FIRST-AID
« on: Feb 18th, 2004, 4:54pm » |
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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, “ I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “ Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, make sure he’s dead.”
There is silence….and then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line, “Okay, now what?”
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How lucky I am... to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye too.
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Re: REDNECK FIRST-AID
« Reply #2 on: Feb 18th, 2004, 6:17pm » |
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OMFG that was BBBAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: REDNECK FIRST-AID
« Reply #3 on: Feb 19th, 2004, 12:06am » |
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niiiiice!
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Re: REDNECK FIRST-AID
« Reply #4 on: Feb 19th, 2004, 4:05am » |
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Round these parts we call that a Coweta-ism.
You would have to been around Cowetians to
understand.
Trust me, you are lucky if you can't relate.
Really.
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Re: REDNECK FIRST-AID
« Reply #5 on: Feb 19th, 2004, 6:36am » |
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Sweeeet.
TTFN
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O M G !!!
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