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thomas
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>THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME
WITH
>THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT ...
>THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
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>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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>*************************
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>I thought that I could love no other
>Until, that is, I met your brother.
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>**************************
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>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
>the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face.
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>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
>This describes everything you are not.
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>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life.
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>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming.
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>My love, you take my breath away.
>What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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>My feelings for you no words can tell
>Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
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>What inspired this amorous rube?
>Two parts scotch, one part ice cube
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