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kim
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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home
> having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the
ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it
over her cigarette and continued smoking.
> Lady 1: What's that?
> Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get
wet.
> > > > > > >
> Lady 1: Where did you get it?
> Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
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> The next day Lady 1 hobbles herself into the
local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that
she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all over 80 years of
age), but very delicately asks what brand she
prefers?
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"Doesn't matter, son, as long as it fits a
camel."
> > > > > > >
The pharmacist fainted.
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