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Little Deb
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For Women ONLY!!!!
« on: Jan 14th, 2004, 9:11pm » |
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Message From A Husband:
Notice: I"ve decided to lay down the law. Things will be different from now on.
I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so I went to a
psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said I needed to build my self-esteem, and so he gave me
a book on assertiveness, which I read on the way home.
I finished the book by the time I reached my house. I stormed into the
house and walked up to my wife. Pointing a finger in her face I said,
"From now on, I want you to know that I am
the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterwards. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me
my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The funeral director," she said.
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