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For the Moms
« on: Dec 19th, 2003, 11:51am » |
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One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his
house.
> His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the
mud,
> with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
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> The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
> Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had
> been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the
> front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
> family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
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> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
> counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the
> table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
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> He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
> clothes, looking for his wife.
> He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He
> found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas,
> reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled,
> and asked how his day went.
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> He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
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> She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home
from
> work and ask me what in the world did I do today?"
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> "Yes" was his incredulous reply.
>
> She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
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Re: For the Moms
« Reply #1 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 2:24pm » |
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so true 
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