Author |
Topic: Christmas One-Liners (Read 204 times) |
|
Jimmy_B
Guest
|
A Few Christmas One-liners...
What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.
How does Santa Claus take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why are Christmas trees like people who can't knit?
They both drop their needles!
Which reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph!
What do you call a group of chess fanatics bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claus!
What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
Ba Dum Dum
|
|
 IP Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
Quote
Modify
Remove
test rss