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Jimmy_B
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* Murphy's First Law for Wives:
If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget three of the first five.
* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation:
The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom:
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
* Miller's Law of Insurance:
Insurance covers everything except what happens.
* First Law of Living:
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
* Weiner's Law of Libraries:
There are no answers, only cross-references.
* Isaac's Strange Law of Staleness:
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
* The Grocery Bag Law:
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
* Lampner's Law of Employment:
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
Enjoy your week-end,
Jim
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