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kim
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Ventriloquist
« on: Nov 7th, 2003, 8:22pm » |
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's
doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on
his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes
when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and
starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes
you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the
color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
respected at work and in the community and from reaching our
full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue
to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but
women in general, and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
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Margi
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Re: Ventriloquist
« Reply #1 on: Nov 10th, 2003, 3:30pm » |
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good one, Kim 
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Re: Ventriloquist
« Reply #2 on: Nov 10th, 2003, 3:49pm » |
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hehe That was good.
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