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Dear Manufacturer you have a great product....
« on: Oct 24th, 2003, 4:09pm »
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Dear Tide;  
 
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you  
have.  
 
I've used it since the beginning of married life,  
when my mom told me it was the best.  
 
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine  
on my new white blouse.  
 
My husband started to berate me about my drinking  
problem.  
 
One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot  
of his blood on my white blouse as well.  
 
I tried to get the stain out using a bargain  
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.  
 
After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a bottle  
of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out!  
 
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests  
were negative!  
 
I thank you, once again, for a great product.  
 
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the  
Hefty bag people.
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