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thomas
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A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding
bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year.
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said,
"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "Thisbull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with thesame cow."
The husband is expected to recover
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Re: Going to the rodeo?
« Reply #1 on: Oct 15th, 2003, 2:59pm » |
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Good one.
too bad my wife didn't like it though.
Jim
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