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ClusterChuck
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Three phases .. Male and female
« on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 3:27pm » |
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A family is setting around the supper table and the son asks if he can ask a personal question? The father said ask away.
The young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said could I ask a personal question?
The daughter asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
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Re: Three phases .. Male and female
« Reply #1 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 4:57pm » |
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;D ;D ;D ;D
LMAO................................Amen 
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Re: Three phases .. Male and female
« Reply #2 on: Sep 27th, 2003, 11:15am » |
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LMMFAO CC
2 funny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Three phases .. Male and female
« Reply #3 on: Oct 18th, 2003, 12:08pm » |
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hilarious!
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Re: Three phases .. Male and female
« Reply #4 on: Oct 21st, 2003, 12:16pm » |
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OMG That was great  
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Re: Three phases .. Male and female
« Reply #5 on: Oct 27th, 2003, 9:17am » |
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Fuck yeah!
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