Author |
Topic: Santa........ :) (Read 204 times) |
|
Leesa
New Board Hall of Famer
Gender:
Posts: 1950
|
|
Santa........ :)
« on: Sep 10th, 2003, 8:06am » |
Quote Modify
|
Little boy on his new bike stops at a corner where a cop sits atop of his horse. Cop says "Thats a really nice bike, did Santa bring it for you?" Little boy says "yes sir aint it nice?" Cop says" Sure is" and hands the boy a ticket. Little boy says "whats this for?" Cop says "when Santa brings you a new bike make sure you have a reflector on the back" Little boy says "Sir did Santa bring you that horse?" Cop says "sure did" Little boy says "next time he brings you a horse you may want to tell him the dick goes under the horse not on top"  
|
|
IP Logged |
"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it." General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
|
|
|
TxBasslady
CH.com Alumnus New Board Hall of Famer
Bass fishin' is a h00t It's the catchin' that sux
Gender:
Posts: 3201
|
|
Re: Santa........ :)
« Reply #1 on: Sep 11th, 2003, 12:23am » |
Quote Modify
|
LMAO............................. ;D    
|
|
IP Logged |
How lucky I am... to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye too.
Take a kid fishin www.takemefishin.org
I adopted a Vietnam POW/MIA from El Paso, Texas!
|
|
|
|
|
|