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Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« on: Aug 14th, 2003, 2:24am » |
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Different Ways To Say “You’re Stupid”
o A few clowns short of a circus
o A few fries short of a happy meal
o An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
o A few beers short of a six-pack
o Dumber than a box of hair
o A few peas short of a casserole
o Doesn’t have all their cornflakes in one box
o The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster is dead
o One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
o One taco short of a combination plate
o A few feathers short of a whole duck
o All foam, no beer
o The cheese slid off her cracker
o Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
o Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
o He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
o An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
o As smart as bait
o Chimney’s clogged
o Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash
o Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
o Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor
o Forgot to pay her brain bill
o Her sewing machine’s out of thread
o His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels
o His belt doesn’t go through all the loops
o If she had another brain, it would be lonely
o Missing a few buttons on his remote control
o No grain in the silo
o Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
o Receiver is off the hook
o Several nuts sort of a full pouch
o Skylight leaks a little
o Slinky’s kinked
o Surfing in Nebraska
o Too much yardage between the goal posts
o No the sharpest knife in the drawer
o The lights are on, but nobody’s home
o 24 cents short of a quarter
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #1 on: Aug 14th, 2003, 3:04am » |
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Not the brightest crayon in the box..
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #2 on: Aug 14th, 2003, 5:57am » |
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The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train is nowhere in sight.
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Who was the first person to realise you could get milk from a cow - and what did he think he was doing at the time?
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #3 on: Aug 14th, 2003, 1:48pm » |
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Well, I guess Darwin was wrong.
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #4 on: Aug 14th, 2003, 1:52pm » |
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what about.....several cups short of a tea/coffee service?
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #5 on: Aug 15th, 2003, 2:56am » |
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One sandwich short of a picnic?
A kumara short of a hangi?
you inspire me!
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #6 on: Aug 15th, 2003, 7:07am » |
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if brains were sh** there would be no flies on him
he should not be allowed to breed
ameoba have come a long way, shame you didn't keep up
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #7 on: Aug 25th, 2003, 11:20am » |
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Sharp as a Bowling Ball!
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer!
Dumb as a box of rocks!
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #8 on: Aug 27th, 2003, 1:09am » |
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- Stuck on a Tuesday looking both ways for a weekend
- Nice guy/girl, but will never split the atom
- got nothing on Sherlock 
- about as bright as a 2-watt bulb
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #9 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 2:12pm » |
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If he had two head, he'd be twice as stupid.
If brains were explosives he'd not have enough blow into a tissue.
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #10 on: Sep 2nd, 2003, 10:49am » |
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"Sharp as a sack of wet mice" - Foghorn Leghorn
If you walk into a room with two people talking, and one looks bored, He's the other one.
I can't believe he beat out 10,000 other sperm.
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #11 on: Sep 2nd, 2003, 4:54pm » |
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I've always liked "dumb as a bag of hammers".
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oh, and of course the classic: "Somewhere, a village is missing an idiot".
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #12 on: Sep 30th, 2003, 4:29pm » |
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #13 on: Oct 1st, 2003, 9:22am » |
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A few bricks shy of a full load
only one oar in the water
and the all time classic when you can't think of a better one ... "shit for brains"
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #14 on: Oct 12th, 2003, 9:39pm » |
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What an area to see how stupid I am ... trying to figure out how to add pics and stuff
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #15 on: Mar 1st, 2004, 12:14am » |
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then there is my favorite...
What are you, dumb or both!!!!????
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #16 on: Mar 2nd, 2004, 10:26am » |
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I like "to much hole in his/her donut"
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Re: Ways to say "You're Stupid"
« Reply #17 on: Mar 5th, 2004, 2:28pm » |
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blond......
stupidsayswhat?
he/shes kinda cute for a mongloid .....
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