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Tonto and Loan Ranger
« on: Jun 23rd, 2003, 11:55am » |
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, have set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially bi llions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dummy, it means someone has stolen our tent."
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