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kim
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The Fairy Princess
« on: Jun 7th, 2003, 2:25pm » |
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This is the fairy tale that little girls should have been reading a
long
time ago !
Once upon a time,
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
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self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat,
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contemplating ecological issues
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on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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and said: Elegant Lady,
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I was once a handsome prince,
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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
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and I will turn back
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into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and setup housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever
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feel grateful and happy doing so.
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fucking think so.
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RIGHT ON!! ;D
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Re: The Fairy Princess
« Reply #2 on: Jun 8th, 2003, 8:45am » |
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LOL, good one kim.
another punch line to the same story starting at "One kiss from you, however,
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and I will turn back
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into the dapper, young prince that I am
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the princess picked up the frog
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and put it in her pocket.
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The frog said
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Aren't you going to turn me back into a handsome prince?
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To which the princess replied
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Fuck no! I'd rather have a talking frog.
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