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this is what happens when flys drop
« on: Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:52pm »
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So, theres a fly, flying over a pond and a fish in the pond lookigat the fly. The fish is thinking, "as soon as that fly dropps six inches, ill be able to catch the fly." Well, meanwhile, there is a bear thinking, "as soon as thatfly dropps six inches, the fish will get the fly and i can get the fish." Well, meanwhile, there is  unter in the brush thinking, "as soon as that fly dropps six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish and I will get a shot at the bear." Well, meanwhile, there is a mouse thinking, "as soon as that fly dropps six inches, the fish will get the fly, thebear will gt the fish, the hunter will shoot at the bear, drop his cheese sandwitch and I will get the sandwitch." Well, meanwhile, tere is a cat thinking, "as soon as that fly dropps six nches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwitch, the mouse will go for thesandwitch and I will get the mouse." well, meanhile...... the fly finally dropps six inches. The fish caught the fly,the bear caught the fish the hunter shot at the bear, missed and dropped his cheese sandwitch, the mouse went for the sandwitch, the cat ran at the mouse, missed and landed in the pond. What is te moral of this long story??????
>Every time a fly dropps six inches...a p u s s y gets wet. Shocked
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:55pm »
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well, didnt knw that they bleeped out the word for a cat on there. how about this.... every time a fly drops six inches, a kitty gets wet. you get the idea! jokes kinda spoiled now isnt it?
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 4th, 2003, 8:31pm »
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Jamie put spaces in between each letter on words that it wont let you use~~~you can go  back up and modify it... LOL  like this p u s s y................. hehe too funny...lol
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 5th, 2003, 11:13am »
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hey thanks for the tip! Wink
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