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Very funny stuff........LMAO :)
« on: Apr 13th, 2003, 7:20pm » |
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Ever spoken and wished that you could take the words back...or
> >that you could crawl into a hole? Here are a few people who do....
> I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
> and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
>I
> turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't
> say a word... he knew better.
> Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX
> I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
> I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for
> several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
> who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking,
>I
> looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
> Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
> Nuts about You
> My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
> variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind
> the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just
>looking at
> your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned,
> and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never
>let
> me
> forget.
> Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
> While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
> release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab
>hold
> of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other
>patrons. I
> told her that if she did not start behaving "right now"she would be
> punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice
>just
> as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
> that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was
> deafening
> after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they
>were
> doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank
> with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed
>behind
> me were screams of laughter.
> Amy Richardson,Stafford, Virginia
> A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally
> got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price
> tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and
> boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN,
>TAMPAX
> SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store
> apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for THUMBTACKS." In a
> business-like
> tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU
>PUSH
> IN
> WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
> Diane E. Amov
> This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
> embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
>before
> she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a
> true story...We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was
>supposed
> to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So
> Bob,where's
> that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave
>the
> set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
>
>
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