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Nick the Dragon Slayer
« on: Mar 12th, 2003, 6:14pm » |
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"Nick the Dragon Slayer"
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession
to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but
he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he
revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him
1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the
Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's
brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the
itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and
Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,
would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer
the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked
passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent
breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer
found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of
1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick
the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and knowing
that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter
to the King shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive
dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.....
MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.
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