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Woobie
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A Little Sumthin for everyone~
« on: Feb 28th, 2003, 3:49pm » |
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State Mottos...
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Car
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, The Kennedy's Don't Own It
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers And Poker; Poker And Hookers ! !
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A F**kin Motto? I Got Your F**kin Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Just Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not Really An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family.......Really ! !
Wisconsin: Come Here And Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men.....And The Sheep Are Nervous!
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Re: A Little Sumthin for everyone~
« Reply #1 on: Mar 2nd, 2003, 8:52am » |
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Just wanted to clarify Jersey's Motto...It's actually
You'se Want A F**kin Motto? I Got Your F**kin Motto Right cheer".
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Re: A Little Sumthin for everyone~
« Reply #2 on: Mar 3rd, 2003, 8:42am » |
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LOL - Hound
Sounds like that in Chicago too~
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