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CH wide spread all over the globe.
« on: Feb 9th, 2003, 2:36pm »
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The following story I read on the internet in Holland.
I hope you understand my poor english
 
 
Oxygen  Tongue
 
Sometimes you can jump to funny conclusions. A friend of mine whom is suffering from clusterheadaches for quite some time now, not funny at all, we all know that, finally learned about inhaling pure oxygen. A totally new world opened. Not only did the severe attacks disappear within 5 minutes, the side–effects were also very pleasant. Roll Eyes
When he started to talk to me about it the cheeks of his wife who was also present soon turned red. Embarassed Rapidly it became clear why. During a clusterperiod as we all know our appetite for sexual engagement is at its lowest. You need all the energy to stay straight up and most of the time after an attack we fall asleep like a log. But, you see, such an oxygenmask  for 5  minutes right in front of your nose appeared to bring in some more remarkable changes.
Well….. how to explain this any further.  His appetite for sex returned. He noticed it the first morning already as if something unusual happened, something he had not experienced for weeks. He didn’t pay it to much attention at first but when the same happened in the following days he knew exactly what was going on. Did I understand what he meant to say? Oh yeah I could see it happen. Imagine the guy was on oxygen 4 to 5 times per day.
Within a few days his wife got what she had to miss for weeks in a row I came to understand.
With pure oxygen! Viagra means nothing compared to this remedy was my conclusion.
I suggested, carefully of course, if this could work the other way around. He looked at me, surprised. No, they never taught of the possibility to try the oxygenmask over his wife’s nose.
Seemed to be a pleasant idea.
I have never learned what came out of this experiment, but I let you know in due time especially when it works. Imagine, your insurance pays for the oxygen, (at least where I live)
We do not need to buy expensive aphrodisiacs any more, no more viagra. Throw them all overboard.
Who knows, within 6 months there will be wide spread chronic clusterhead(s)aches around the globe.  
 
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