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Words Women Use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -- this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end
with "Fine."
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
GO AHEAD (With Lowered Eyebrows)
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
LOUD SIGH!
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh!" means she wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY!
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay!" is often used with the word "Fine" and in
conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay!."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT!
This goes much deeper than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot!" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh!" Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh!," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
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Re: Definitions of "Words Women Use"
« Reply #1 on: Feb 9th, 2003, 10:20am » |
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;DLMAO.....
Hey.... I read what you put and I thought it was just FINE bet you didn't do that in FIVE MINUTES.. ;D.... I don't see NOTHING wrong in what you've posted in fact I thought it was kinda amusing..... 
GO AHEAD...(with raised eyebrows).....ridicule us women..it's something you men have to do, basically because you don't understand us GO AHEAD...(normal eyebrows)....theres NOTHING wrong with a bit of fun....I promise you its FINE so don't worry GO AHEAD...(lowered eyebrows)....
I mean LOUD SIGH...really you men...SOFT SIGH...what would we do without you.. ???
THATS OKAY..honest it's FINE.....(Raised eyebrows.PLEASE DO....continue to explain the language of women to all...ITS OKAY!!
..most of all THANKS........THANKS A LOT...LOUD SIGH...I loved this post....and I needed a good laugh.......what did I get from it apart from a good laugh......NOTHING!!!
btW...Here are two more words men don't like to hear...'Stop' and 'Don't'.. ;D
And the best way to wind your fella's up is to 'Smile' in your sleep..lol 
Cathy....THANKYOU.... from the heart of my bottom......LOL ;D
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