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Cold Enough fer ya?
« on: Feb 7th, 2003, 1:56am » |
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Official Upstate New York
: Temperature Conversion Chart
: 60 above
: * New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.
: * People in Upstate New York plant gardens.
: 50 above
: * Californians shiver uncontrollably.
: * People in Upstate New York sunbathe.
: 40 above
: * Italian and English cars won't start.
: * People in Upstate New York drive with the
: windows down.
: 32 above
: * Distilled water freezes.
: * Sacandaga Lake's water gets thicker.
: 20 above
: * Floridians don coats, thermal underwear,
: gloves and woolly hats.
: * People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel
: shirt
: 15 above
: * Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the
: heat.
: * People in Upstate New York have the last
: cook-out before it gets
: cold.
: 0
: * People in Miami all die.
: * Upstaters lick the flagpole.
: 20 below
: * Californians fly away to Mexico.
: * People in Upstate New York get out their
: winter coats.
: 40 below
: * Hollywood disintegrates.
: * The Girl Scouts in Upstate NY are selling
: cookies door to door.
: 60 below
: * Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
: * Upstate Boy Scouts postpone "Winter
: Survival" classes until it gets
: cold enough.
: 80 below
: * Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
: * People in Upstate NY rent some videos.
: 100 below
: * Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
: * Upstaters get frustrated because they can't
: thaw the keg.
: 297 below
: * Microbial life no longer survives on dairy
: products.
: * Cows in Upstate NY complain about farmers
: with cold hands.
: 460 below
: * ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the
: Kelvin scale).
: * People in Upstate NY start
: saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
: 500 below
: * Hell freezes over.
: * The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl.
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