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Woobie
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper LMAO!!!
« on: Feb 6th, 2003, 10:16pm » |
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of
the mirror, complaining to her husband that her
breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not
so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece
of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years.", he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
breasts grow over the years?"
Without missing a beat the husband says "Worked
for your ass; didn't it?"
LMAO!! LOL!
Tina 
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper LMAO!!!
« Reply #1 on: Feb 7th, 2003, 3:35am » |
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LMAO woobie, i'll pay that one mate ;D
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper LMAO!!!
« Reply #2 on: Feb 17th, 2003, 8:51am » |
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HA HA HA HA HA
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper LMAO!!!
« Reply #3 on: Mar 3rd, 2003, 8:45am » |
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on Feb 17th, 2003, 8:51am, cerebus wrote:
HA HA HA HA HA
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Ummmmm HoNEY???? WHY is that so funny?? What are you trying to say?? hmmmmmmmmmm??
Your wife, Tina
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