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JDH
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I propose a New Holiday
« on: Feb 3rd, 2003, 11:57pm » |
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Ok Guys don't forget flowers on the piano means tulips on your organ.
A new holiday :
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret ... guys feel left out. That's right ... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as
men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more
memorable
March!
It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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Re: I propose a New Holiday
« Reply #1 on: Feb 4th, 2003, 1:53pm » |
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Man. All you men think alike. I got that in my email this morning...... 
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