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Never lie to your mother
« on: Jan 31st, 2003, 5:58pm » |
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NEVER LIE TO MOTHER
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship
between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and this had
only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
while watching the two react, Mrs.Hester started to wonder
if there was more between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie,
than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I
know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just
to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:"Dear Mother, I'm not
saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Brian"
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
"Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact
remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have
found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
LESSON OF THE DAY.........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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