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Gunther's new joy prong
« on: Jan 27th, 2003, 1:13pm » |
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Gunther married Lena and she quickly became displeased with his lack of girth and length. Wanting desperately to keep Lena as his wife he investigated several options to increase his manly size. He decided on a new procedure and had the trunk of a fetian elephant grafted to his member. Lena loved it, and played with it constently. While at Lena's parents house for dinner one evening Lena took Gunther's johnson out and began stroking it under the dinner table. As the bowl of baked potatos came past Gunther the trunk reached up and grabbed one. Lena's mother saw what happened and asked Guther to do it again. Gunther responsed with " I'd love to, but I don't have any more room in my ass for another potato."
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