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Seuss Words to the Wiser
« on: Dec 17th, 2002, 3:02pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
DR. SEUSS ON AGING  
 
   I cannot see    
    I cannot pee    
    I cannot chew    
    I cannot screw    
    Oh, my God, what can I do?    
    My memory shrinks    
    My hearing stinks    
    No sense of smell    
    I look like hell    
    My mood is bad -- can you tell?    
    My body's drooping    
    Have trouble pooping    
    The Golden Years have come at last    
    The Golden Years can kiss my ass  Cheesy
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