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SommelierCH
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A sixth grade teacher asks her class the question, "What body part, when stimulated increases to 10 times it's normal size?"
Little Suzy stands up and says, "What kind of teacher are you? Asking 6th graders a question like that? I'm gonna tell my parents and the principal and you'll be fired!"
The teacher ignores Suzy and asks the question again... little Johnny puts his hand up and says, "the pupil."
The teacher says, "That's right Johnny."
The teacher then turns to Suzy and says, "I have just three things to say to you missy. One, you have a dirty mind, two, you didn't read your homework, and three, you are going to be very disappointed when you grow up!"
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Re: Eleven
« Reply #1 on: Dec 3rd, 2002, 3:39am » |
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Put these all in one post and not a whole shitload of them, will you? Most of these jokes suck anyway and you're pushing down posts from people looking for help.
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Re: Eleven
« Reply #2 on: Dec 3rd, 2002, 8:51am » |
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finally!... 
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Re: Eleven
« Reply #3 on: Dec 14th, 2002, 8:54am » |
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SommerlierCH, Thanks for the jokes!! It was along night with the beast and a better morning with a few smiles after reading all your post.
Ted must of been on the wrong page.
Thanks for taking the time to do all that.
bpwags
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Re: Eleven
« Reply #4 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 8:01pm » |
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bwags,
Thanks so much, that's all I wanted to do. I saw that there was very little happening here, so I jumped in. Then it seemed like I was on another planet, it's good to meet some one from earth. 
David J.
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