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A Newfie Joke, for the Canadians in the audience
« on: Nov 29th, 2002, 10:06am » |
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This joke was told to me by my Newfoundlander friend - it's a goodie! 
Earning Their Way Into Heaven
One Christmas Eve, three Newfies died and approached the Pearly Gates St. Peter met them and told them to go away and come back the next day, as he was way too busy with Christmas Eve to attend to them right then.
They pleaded that they had no place to go and for St. Peter to let them in.
St. Peter said, "OK, if you each can come up with something related to
Christmas I'll let you in."
The first Newfie takes out his car keys, and shakes them. St. Peter asks what that had to do with Christmas. The Newfie said that it represented the Bells of Christmas. St Peter lets him in.
The second Newfie takes out his keys, but he has one of those little lights on his chain, and turns it on. St. Peter asks what that had to do with Christmas. The Newfie said that it represented the Star of Bethlehem. St Peter lets him in.
The third Newfie reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of woman's
panties, and St Peter asks him what that was all about. The Newfie says
"They're Carols"
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