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Something to CHEER you up!
« on: Nov 20th, 2002, 9:04pm »
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FACTS THAT SHOULD CHEER YOU UP
 
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
 
In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.).
 
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
 
In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept.
 
Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
 
Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.(More women than men?)
 
In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your  dirty linen basket.
 
At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
 
Daily, you will breath in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.
 
With all of this in mind, have a GREAT day!!!!
 
Now go wash your hands!!!!
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