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The bartender served a woman a glass of orange juice. The man sitting next to her, turned to her and said, "This is a special day; I'm celebrating."
 
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
 
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
 
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered. "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
 
Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass."As it happens I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
 
"How did it happen?" asked the woman.
 
"I switched cocks." Said the man.
 
"What a coincidence," she replied
 
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