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What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and
good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's mine?
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why does OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter that the other?
A speech impediment.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along
with a recipe.
What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
fairytale?
Northern fairytale begins with "Once upon a time ...."
Southern fairytale begins with "You ain't gonna believe this shit ....."
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BobG
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Re: Quiz
« Reply #1 on: Nov 9th, 2002, 8:22am » |
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LMAO. Good one kim 
How is linoleum like a man?
If you lay it right the first time you can walk all over it forever.
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