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gladi0la
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I WANNA BE A BEAR
« on: Nov 4th, 2002, 12:51pm » |
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I WANNA BE A BEAR
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.----
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.----
I could deal with that, too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.----
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.----
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup..... I wanna be a bear!!!!!!!
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