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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi
 
2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
Won ton
 
1 millionth of a mouthwash:
1 microscope
 
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
1 bananosecond
 
Weight an evangelist carries with God:
1 billigram
 
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong
 
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1
lite year
 
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
1 Rod Serling
 
Half of a large intestine:
1 semicolon
 
1000 pains
1 kiloahurtz
 
Basic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepower
 
Shortest distance between two jokes:
A straight line
 
454 graham crackers:
1 pound cake
 
1 million microphones:
1 megaphone
 
1 million bicycles:
2 megacycles
 
2000 mockingbirds:
two kilomockingbirds
 
10 cards:
1 decacards
 
1 kilogram of falling figs:
1 Fig Newton
 
1000 milliliters of wet socks:
1 literhosen
 
1 millionth of a fish:
1 microfiche
 
1 trillion pins:
1 terrapin
 
10 rations:
1 decoration
 
100 rations:
1 C-ration
 
2 monograms:
1 diagram
 
8 nickels:
2 paradigms
 
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital: 1 I.V. League
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