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quotes from ladies in the know
« on: Oct 3rd, 2002, 6:56pm » |
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Inside every older person is a
younger person -- wondering what the
hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
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My second favorite household chore is
ironing. My first being, hitting my head
on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
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The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)
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I refuse to think of them as chin
hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
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Thirty-five is when you finally get
your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
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Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"?
Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed
to put my breast in an envelope and send
it to someone.
-Jan King-
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In politics, if you want anything
said, ask a man--if you want anything
done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
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Things are going to get a lot worse
before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
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A male gynecologist is like an auto
mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
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Nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
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Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
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Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
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If you can't be a good example, then
you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
-Catherine Aird-
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When I was young, I was put in a
school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a
hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
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I'm not offended by all the dumb
blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb . . and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb
women, but you hardly ever see a smart
woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong-
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If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
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I think---therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-
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Behind every successful man is a
surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson
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I have yet to hear a man ask for
advice on how to combine marriage and a
career.
-Gloria Steinheim-
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