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kim
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> > > Down in the Hood Medical Directory
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> > > Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.
> > > Artery......................... The study of paintings.
> > > Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
> > > Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
> > > Cesarean Section............... A neighborhood in Rome.
> > > Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
> > > Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
> > > Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
> > > Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
> > > D&C............................ Where Washington is.
> > > Dilate......................... To live long.
> > > Enema.......................... Not a friend.
> > > Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
> > > Fibula......................... A small lie.
> > > Genital........................ Non-Jewish person.
> > > G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.
> > > Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.
> > > Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.
> > > Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.
> > > Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
> > > Morbid......................... A higher offer.
> > > Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
> > > Node........................... I knew it.
> > > Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
> > > Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.
> > > Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
> > > Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
> > > Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
> > > Rectum......................... Darn near killed him.
> > > Secretion...................... Hiding something.
> > > Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
> > > Tablet......................... A small table.
> > > Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
> > > Tumor.......................... One plus one more.
> > > Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
> > > Varicose....................... Near by/close by.
> >
PS: Any of you who might frown on "racial" overtones, please know that this is sent ONLY in the enjoyment of the play on words and not meant in any way as a "motivated statement".
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Drk^Angel
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Why is that racial? That's how the rednecks around here talk... LOL
PFDAN............................ Drk^Angel
PS... Redneck and damn proud of it...
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Marshall_D
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I didn't know we had Red-Necks in Pa. I thought we were Coal-Crackers ;D ;D ;D
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Drk^Angel
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Hell yeah... Lot of rednecks... Although, around this area, they would prolly prefer the term mountain folk.
PFDAN.............................. Drk^Angel
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