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gladiola
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men are like...
« on: Sep 14th, 2002, 2:13am » |
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Men are like... Laxatives: They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like... Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like... Vacations: They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like... Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like... Blenders: You need one, but you're not sure quite why.
Men are like... Chocolate bars: Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like... Coffee: The best ones are rich, warm & can keep you up all night long.
Men are like... Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like... Department stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like... Government bonds: They take sooooooo long to mature.
Men are like... Horoscopes: They always tell you what to do & are usually wrong.
Men are like... Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like... Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like... Snowstorms: You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like... Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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Re: men are like...
« Reply #1 on: Sep 14th, 2002, 7:35pm » |
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maybe you'd be more happy with a female companion  nevermind whole new set of comparisons..LOL ...........2late
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gladiola
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Re: men are like...
« Reply #2 on: Sep 14th, 2002, 8:20pm » |
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Hey, I didn't say I made this stuff up..I just pass it along...don't shoot the messenger 
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Re: men are like...
« Reply #3 on: Sep 14th, 2002, 8:34pm » |
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didn't mean to make ya mad,glad  just threw it out there ...........2late
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gladiola
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Re: men are like...
« Reply #4 on: Sep 14th, 2002, 10:14pm » |
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awww, 2late, wasn't ever mad.. takes more than that to set me off..
fyi: am looking for a female version worthy of this board..LOL
take care,
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