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Spankin!
« on: Aug 30th, 2002, 2:51pm »
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Should children watch a baby being born?
 
Answer - Apparently not!
 
It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn.  When Heidi started to go into labor she called "911".  Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.
 
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.  The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom.  Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, asked the wide eyed 3 year old Katelyn what she thought about what she had just witnessed.  
 
Katelyn quickly responded,  "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again!"
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