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Elaine
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The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your
Enemies" as his subject.
After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive
their enemies. About half held up their hands.
Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and
repeated
his question. This time he received a response of about 80
percent.
Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and
repeated
his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all
responded
except one elderly lady in the rear.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety three."
"Mrs Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation
how
a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in
the world."
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very
slowly
turned around and said: "It's easy, I just outlived the
bitches.
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Ree
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Re: forgive your enemies
« Reply #1 on: Aug 20th, 2002, 11:06am » |
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LMAO Elaine thats what Im gonna do... ree
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