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Cencorship- Ask a Priest!
« on: Aug 15th, 2002, 8:28pm » |
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> The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he
> kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock
> rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock rooster was
> missing and the priest suspected that it was the same time that the cock
> fights would occur in the village.
> So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.
> At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the
> men stood up.
> "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a
> cock?"
> All the women stood up.
> "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a
> cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up.
> "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my
> cock?"
> All the altar boys stood up.
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Re: Cencorship- Ask a Priest!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 17th, 2002, 4:13pm » |
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Shame on you, Kim - 30 years ago I still was catholic...
ATB ! Thomas
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Re: Cencorship- Ask a Priest!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 3:24pm » |
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LMAO! Thanks... I needed a good laugh today.
PFDAN................. Drk^Angel
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