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Subject: Love Dress
>> A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently >>>married son's house.
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>> She rang the doorbell and walked in.
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>> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying >>>on the couch, totally naked.
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>> Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled >>>the room.
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>> "What are you doing?" she asked.
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>> "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from >>>work," the daughter-in-law answered.
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>> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
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>> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law >>>explained.
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>> "Love dress? But you're naked!"
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>> "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she >>>explained.
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>> "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in >>>this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and >>>ravages me for >>>hours on end. He can't get >>>enough of me."
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>> The mother-in-law left.
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>> When she got home, she undressed, showered, put >>>on her best perfume,dimmed the lights, put on a >>>romantic CD and lay on the couch waiting for her >>>husband to arrive.
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>> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and >>>saw her lying there so provocatively.
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>> "What are you doing?" he asked.
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>> "This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.
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>> "Needs ironing," he said.
Really Cool Old Charlie
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