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Phone call..........
« on: Jul 11th, 2002, 2:32pm » |
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"Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy
near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you
haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom
with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do.
Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock
on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled
up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back
to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed
with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then
she tripped over the rug and went flying through
the front window ...and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and
he was all scared and he jumped out the back
window into the Swimming pool..... but he must
have forgot that last week you took out all the water
to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming
pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? ... Uhhh...
Is this 555-7039?"__________________________
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