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One day, Farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He
stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil.
Then, he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and
a goose.
However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,
carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the
goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.
While walking he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She
asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1520 Mockingbird
Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in
no time."
The little old lady said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to
defend me. How do I know that when we get into the alley you won't
ravish me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil,
two chickens, and a goose. How in the God's name could I possibly hold
you up against the wall and do that?"
The little old lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the
bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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