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Donna
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I don't know where I heard this, it might have
« on: Jun 30th, 2002, 7:00pm » |
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been here, but I love it and will share it again.
The elderly couple had been seeing each other for some time now, and the old gent decides to consumate the relationship. He convinces her that the time is right, they've been seeing other for a long time, and she agrees.
After the fact, he's thinking to himself "If I'd only known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle with her", while she was thinking "If only I'd known he could still get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose"!
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TerryS
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Re: I don't know where I heard this, it might have
« Reply #1 on: Jul 1st, 2002, 1:10am » |
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And oldie but a goldie. That's been around a long time but I still love it.
 Thanks Donna
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> It is only a tiny rosebud,
> A flower of God's design;
> But I cannot unfold the petals
> With these clumsy hands of mine.
> The secret of unfolding flowers
> Is not known to such as I.
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