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Geography of a woman-Passed on by Sharie
« on: Jun 29th, 2002, 11:21pm » |
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;D ;D Thanks for this one Sweety, I have to share this one with the board! ;D ;D
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade
especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her
own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France! Gently aging
but still a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war -
haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and
borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
where it is, but no
one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
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