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George Bush & Moses
« on: Jun 15th, 2002, 3:44pm » |
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>George Bush & Moses
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>(Christian humor)
>George W. Bush was walking through an airport last week, when he saw an
>old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe
>and holding a staff.
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>He walked up to the man, who was staring at the ceiling, and "Excuse me
>sir, aren't you Moses?"
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>The man stood perfectly still and continued to stare at the ceiling,
>saying nothing.
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>Again George W. asked, a little louder this time, "Excuse me sir, aren't
>you Moses?"
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>Again the old man stared at the ceiling motionless without saying a
>word.
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>George W. tried a third time, louder yet. "Excuse me sir, aren't you
>Moses?"
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>Again, no movement or words from the old man. He continued to stare at
>the ceiling.
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>One of George W.'s aides asked him if there was a problem, and George W.
>said, "Either this man is deaf or extremely rude. I have asked him three
>times if he was Moses, and he has not answered me yet."
>
>To which the man, still staring at the ceiling finally replied, "I can
>hear you and yes, I am Moses, but the last time I spoke to a bush, I
>spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness." 
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> It is only a tiny rosebud,
> A flower of God's design;
> But I cannot unfold the petals
> With these clumsy hands of mine.
> The secret of unfolding flowers
> Is not known to such as I.
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