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AlienSpaceBabe
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The census taker asked a girl to give her occupation.
"W hore," she answered.
"I can't list it that way, Miss."
"Okay, put down prostitute."
"I can't list it that way either."
"How about chicken raiser?"
"Chicken raiser?" he asked in puzzlement.
"Sure! Last year I raised nine hundred cocks!"
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An American traveling in the United Kingdom was riding in a British train compartment with an Englishman and an elderly English lady with her pet Pekinese.
They had only traveled a short distance when the dog threw up over the American's trousers.
Instead of apologizing, the Englishwoman fondled her dog and comforted it saying, "Poor itsy-bitsy doggie has a widdle tummy ache?"
A few kilometers later the dog raised its leg and pissed all over the American's shoe.
Again the Englishwoman consoled her dog saying, "Poor itsy-bitsy doggie has a widdle cold in the bladder?"
A short while later te dog shat all over the Yank's other shoe. Exasperated, the American stood up, grabbed the dog and threw it out the window.
At this point the Englishman commented: "You Yanks are a peculiar lot. You speak the wrong language. You live on the wrong side of the ocean. And you, sir, threw the wrong bitch out of the window!"
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